Stretches and yawns are involuntary actions that we are conscious during but have no control over, or we have some control over our body, but it just feels too good to stop and to deny our body of that sensation. Yawns usually occur at night when you're tired. You can expect a stretch when you first wake up after sleeping.

But a shiver enters your spine and runs up and down your back and you have no control over it once it starts. It's like a rollercoaster ride, right after you've buckled up and it's leaving the station; you just have to ride it out.

Once upon a time, there was an incredible man who had my own TV show. Kids loved him. Parents loved him. The government loved him. People were even jealous of him because he had the best bike in the whole world and everyone wanted it. He just knew he was on his way -- one day he would be riding his bike through the oval office and sitting behind the desk as commander-in-chief.

Then I went to see a movie and, yada yada yada, no more TV show, no more movies about my life, and no campaigners for Pee Wee 2008.

Well why not? I mean, you can get women to put their mouth on your cigars in the White House, so why shouldn't I be able to run for office? I've grown; I've become more aware of my fellow Americans; I care about the issues; I should have the same rights as a woman to run, certainly!

Well, here's my promise to you:

You tell me where you want me to stand on the issues, and I'm there. Tell me which laws should be passed, and which should be repealed. Forget democrat or republican, I'm Pee Wee, and I'm gonna do exactly what the Americans want. It's called a win-win situation -- you'll voice your opinion and get what you want, and I get to live out my dream. I need your votes in 2008, but before I can know what I "plan to do as President," I'll need you to give me some feedback, and this blog is your chance.

One gang could run this playhouse, because we got the streets, suckas!
Caaaaaaaaaaan youuu dig iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit?!

Definitions:

"Booyah!" -- a spontaneous exclamation used for emphasis
"Booyaka!" -- the superlative form of "Booyah!"
"Nagger!" -- someone who is constantly finding fault, as with someone, something, or just life.

Question 1:

How many of you have forgotten how much fun it is, and was for the very first time? -- I'm talking about the Super Mario Brothers on NES, of course.

Question 2:

What is it? -- I'm thinking of a number between 912 and 914.

Question 3:

Where did he go wrong? -- At what point did Jim Jones absolutely lose his mind?

Bad Word Of The Day: Oregano (Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!)

Boggle --Translation--> A cheap rip off of Scrabble

Bugle --Definition--> Corn in the shape of a horn.

Bungle --Definition--> Crap in the shape of a horn after eating Bugles.

Cheetos --Definition--> The fun filled kid's snack your adulterous father will love!

Getcha Freakon --Definition--> Dance like a fat cow.

Cow Eyes --Definition--> A person who, when looked at in the eyes, appears descended directly from cows.

Maury Povich(Slang) --Translation--> You are DEFINITELY the father!

Definitions
1)dingleberry -a dude that's riding the middle line between the two lanes: Get out the road, Dingleberry!
2)nerderer (also nurderer) - a foolish, socially inept, or unattractive person who is killing you with their nerdiness: Leon, you nerderer [recommended film -- Midnight Madness]!

Deleted Scenes
1)Chairy: Hey, Bud, see you been wija buds, smoking bud, Bud.
2)Globey: Don't come back here worrying me with all that bull junk!

Bad Word Of The Day
1)Propose [aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

Time To Pop This Question
1)Will Nabisco create some mini, double-stuff oreos and make me the happiest man on Earth?

Questions For The Audience
1)What do you want to be when you grow up?
2)What do you like to do for fun now?

Questions From The Audience
1)What is this blog about?
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Answers To Questions From The Audience
1)This blog is my way of expressing myself because it allows me to give as well as being able to receive answers to various, serious questions that my friends and I propose [aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]
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